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11.06.2025 10:57

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
What smell will you never forget?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes