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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 10:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What smell will you never forget?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can a barracuda kill a human?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

No go.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What we learned from the 2025 Le Mans 24 Hours test day - The Race

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

White House Walks Back U.S.-Built LNG Carrier Ambitions - The Maritime Executive

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP